We're not saying it's okay to be lazy, but if you're going to do that, here are some tips to make it slightly less terrible:
Like, who cares if you clean your room or eat a salad? Set your sights on something you can accomplish in 5 minutes, like watching cat videos.
People will be like, "Oh, you're on a spiritual journey? That's really deep, man." And you can just sit there, doing nothing, and they'll leave you alone.
Like, stare at a wall for hours, and call it "art appreciation." You're cultured now.
And remember, motivation is overrated.
Learn more about overrated concepts, like productivity and exercise. For when you actually need actual advice, but don't want to do anything. Explore alternative realities where motivation actually exists, but it's not as cool as you think.