No Motivation Tips: Because Adulting is Hard

We're not saying it's okay to be lazy, but if you're going to do that, here are some tips to make it slightly less terrible:

1. Set your goals so low, they're almost invisible.

Like, who cares if you clean your room or eat a salad? Set your sights on something you can accomplish in 5 minutes, like watching cat videos.

2. Tell everyone you're on a "spiritual journey." It's a real thing, Google it.

People will be like, "Oh, you're on a spiritual journey? That's really deep, man." And you can just sit there, doing nothing, and they'll leave you alone.

3. Find a hobby that's literally just looking at a wall.

Like, stare at a wall for hours, and call it "art appreciation." You're cultured now.

And remember, motivation is overrated.

Learn more about overrated concepts, like productivity and exercise. For when you actually need actual advice, but don't want to do anything. Explore alternative realities where motivation actually exists, but it's not as cool as you think.