Because, let's be real, who needs fancy patterns when you have stripes?

We've got all the classic, tried-and-true patterns that'll make you feel like you're stuck in a time warp:

Stripes Polka Dots Chevrons

And that's all you need, really. Don't @ me.

Subpage 1: Stripes

Because who needs any more excitement than this?

Here are some stripes. Red, blue, and green. That's all.

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Subpage 2: Polka Dots

For when you want to feel like a 90s kid.

Here are some dots. Like, a lot of dots.

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Subpage 3: Chevrons

For when you want to confuse your significant other.

Here are some chevrons. Like, a lot of chevrons.

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