The Great Normal Toilet Paper Co.

Welcome to the most boring, yet somehow endearing, page on the web: Normal Toilet Paper. Here, you'll find the most unremarkable, the most unexciting, and the most thoroughly average experience in all the land.

We're not just toilet paper, we're not just a brand - we're the beige of the toilet paper world.

Read more of our completely uneventful history
Browse our extensive selection of beige toilet paper products
A roll of toilet paper in the middle of a field. It's a very exciting scene.