Next Session Plan

Today's session plan is to eat an entire pizza by yourself. No one will judge you.

Agenda:

• 11:00 AM - Wake up, stumble out of bed, and demand a coffee.
• 11:30 AM - Conquer the pizza box with reckless abandon.
• 12:30 PM - Binge-watch cat videos for 3 hours.
• 3:00 PM - Take a 30-minute power nap to recharge.
• 3:30 PM - Repeat steps 2-4 ad infinitum.

Optional: Attend to work/school/ responsibilities. But let's be real, who needs that?

Note to self: Do not forget to eat the crust.

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