Welcome to Nowherian Politics, where the concept of "bureaucracy" is a distant memory.
In this esteemed institution, our esteemed prophets have decreed that the only thing we care about is making the perfect sandwich.
Our foreign policy consists of a delicate balance of imported cheese and imported meats.
Our economy is fueled by an endless supply of free bread and an abundance of artisanal mayonnaise.
Education? Ha! We don't need no stinkin' books when you can just Google "The Best Sandwiches in Nowheria".