Crisis Levels
Crisis levels are categorized by the severity of nuclear meltdown.
- Level 1: Minor Flicker - 1-10% of nuclear plant operational capacity lost.
- Level 2: Moderate Glare - 11-30% of nuclear plant operational capacity lost.
- Level 3: Critical Flare - 31-60% of nuclear plant operational capacity lost.
- Level 4: Catastrophic Blaze - 61-100% of nuclear plant operational capacity lost.
Response Protocols
In the event of a nuclear crisis, follow the established protocols.
- Evacuate the premises - Get out, get down, get away from the radiation.
- Contain the leak - Try not to make it worse, we guess.
- Notify the authorities - They'll probably just send a team of highly trained professionals to deal with it.
Remember, in the face of a nuclear crisis, remain calm and follow protocol.