Obesity Epidemic: Because Who Needs to Fit into Their Pants Anyway

Causes:

• Too much pizza
• Not enough motivation
• Excessive binge-watching of cat videos
• Genetics (or so I've heard)
• A lack of willpower (or a strong will to eat more pizza)

Symptoms:

• Extra pounds that just won't budge
• Spontaneous combustion of spare tires
• Uncontrollable hunger for more donuts
• Difficulty fitting into a seat at the cinema

Treatment:

• Exercise (yawn)
• Dieting (good luck with that)
• Thigh-high compression stockings
• A healthy dose of denial

Resources:

• Weight Loss Hacks
• Fitness Motivation Tips
• Food Replacement Sprays