A collection of things so ridiculous, so outlandish, and so utterly unmentionable, that it's a wonder anyone dares utter them in public.
Things We Don't Say To The In-Laws
Things We Don't Say In Front Of The Kids
Things We Don't Say To The Mailman
Things We Don't Say To The Barista
And so, for your own safety and well-being, let's keep these things hidden from prying ears, lest you wish to invite the attention of Silent but Deadly agents.
Or, you know, just don't.