A mysterious affliction where the sufferer is compelled to recite Homer's Odyssey from memory while experiencing vivid flashbacks of ancient Greek seascapes. Symptoms include:
Upon first exposure to the epic poem, the sufferer experiences a severe case of "The Singing Fits", where they involuntarily break into verse, reciting lines from the Iliad with alarming accuracy.
The sufferer becomes fixated on navigating the Mediterranean, often taking unorthodox routes through the nearest IKEA or Walmart in a desperate bid to recapture the sense of adventure felt by the ancient hero.
As the sufferer's condition worsens, they become convinced that they are destined to wander the seas forever, often leading to existential crises and late-night phone calls to their therapist.
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