Office Location

Welcome to the Office Location, where the coffee flows like water and the paperwork never ends.

Located in a nondescript office park, our offices are a hub of productivity and confusion.

Want to find us? Look for the building with the broken elevator and the "Do Not Enter" sign that says "Enter" in bold letters.

Or, just follow the scent of stale air and desperation.

Learn more about our cubicle assignments and the intricate politics of cube-mate relationships.

Discover the culinary delights of our cafeteria, where the coffee is always hot and the food is always suspect.

And, if you're feeling brave, take a stroll down to the Ventilation System, where the air is stale and the ducts are always on the fritz.