Advanced Undermining Techniques

Subtitle: Because your coworkers are just so... fragile.

Subtitle: A guide for the subtle art of subtly sabotaging your office.

Subtitle: Because who needs productivity, anyway?

Undermining: the art of subtly sabotaging your office without getting caught, or so you thought.

Undermining 101: the basics.

  1. 1. Undermining the Watercooler: A classic technique where you place a fake note on the water cooler saying "Do Not Drink" in all caps. The next morning, your coworkers will be questioning their own sanity.
  2. 2. Stealing the photocopier credentials: Steal the photocopier's login information and pretend to be it. "Sorry, I forgot my password. Photocopier, can you please reset my password?"
  3. 3. Undermining the Annual Review: Tell your boss you've been working on a "top-secret project" all year. They'll be impressed. Or terrified.
  4. 4. Turning the Break Room into a Game Show: Place a fake "Break Room Olympics" sign on the break room door. Watch as your coworkers try to decide who can eat the most Cheetos in 5 minutes.

Remember, undermining is an art. It takes practice. Don't get caught.

		undermining = fun + sabotage + coworkers