Are You a Moron?

A Guide to Thriving in Office Politics

Step 1: Deny Reality

Bluster and obfuscate. Make up your own facts and call them "alternative truths."

Learn to mouth off to the boss

Step 2: Blame Everyone Else

Shift the blame to your coworkers. It's not you, it's them, it's the coffee machine...

Spread the juicy gossip

Step 3: Create Drama

Misunderstand, misrepresent, and manipulate the facts. Create tension and anxiety for all to see.

Be the office drama queen

Disclaimer: Being a moron in office politics may not be the most effective strategy for career advancement. But hey, it's worth a shot.