Are You a Moron?
A Guide to Thriving in Office Politics
Step 1: Deny Reality
Bluster and obfuscate. Make up your own facts and call them "alternative truths."
Learn to mouth off to the bossStep 2: Blame Everyone Else
Shift the blame to your coworkers. It's not you, it's them, it's the coffee machine...
Spread the juicy gossipStep 3: Create Drama
Misunderstand, misrepresent, and manipulate the facts. Create tension and anxiety for all to see.
Be the office drama queenDisclaimer: Being a moron in office politics may not be the most effective strategy for career advancement. But hey, it's worth a shot.