Are you tired of being a cog in the corporate machine, just going through the motions, pretending to care? Do you dream of being the office politics pitfall that's actually more of a problem than the problem itself?
Look no further! Our patented solution involves introducing an even more convoluted hierarchy, more pointless meetings, and an endless loop of pointless bureaucratic red tape. It's the perfect way to ensure that your coworkers hate you just as much as the actual problem!
Introducing the new and improved Triple-Deputy Director of Disorganization, a position created to confuse and frustrate even the most seasoned employees. This behemoth of a manager will ensure that every decision takes three months to be made, and will involve at least two pointless meetings per week.
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