Only Talk About Yourself in Meetings: The Art of Self-Indulgence

Meetings are not about the team, they're about you. Your brilliant ideas, your impressive accomplishments, and your extensive vacation plans.

When you walk into a meeting, you should be walking out with your head held high, your ego boosted, and your name mentioned at least three times in every discussion.

Don't be shy, don't be modest, and don't be a team player. Be a self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-proclaimed genius.