You're not late, you're just fashionably delayed. Like, who needs punctuality when you're busy being stylishly tardy? Pitfall 3: I Am Running a Bit Behind is a more relatable tale of procrastination.
Our team's motto is "Arrival is overrated." We're not just talking about time, we're talking about the art of being fashionably late. Pitfall 2: Why Can't I Just Be On Time has a more...conventional approach.
Side effects of being fashionably late include: