Warning: The following methods are highly unethical and may lead to corporate espionage.
Use the 'Elevator Pitch' to distract your colleagues with promises of 'synergy' and 'disruption'.
Explain your questionable decisions with 'data-driven insights' and 'expert opinions'.
Read more on the art of misdirection
Make your colleagues question their own perception of reality with carefully crafted 'fact-checking' and 'reality-based decision-making'.
Use ' alternative facts' to create an atmosphere of uncertainty and fear.
Learn more about gaslighting in the corporate world
Accuse others of the very things you are doing yourself.
Use 'concern' and 'good faith' to deflect criticism.
Discover the power of projection
Shift the focus from your own actions to someone else's.
Use 'process' and 'procedures' to avoid accountability.
Change the subject when confronted.
Use 'urgency' and 'priorities' to sidetrack the conversation.
Remember, these techniques are for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use them in the real world.