Justification and Logic
When your coworker steals your lunch from the fridge, it's not just about the food. It's about trust, it's about respect, it's about... Justification and Logic.
Here are the top 3 reasons why your coworker's actions are not justifiable:
- Reason 1: You're clearly not as important as you think you are. If they can just take your lunch, they probably think they can just take your job.
- Reason 2: Your lunch is not just a meal, it's a statement. It's a declaration of independence, a scream in the void of office politics.
- Reason 3: They're just testing you, probing for weaknesses. Don't fall for it. Stay strong, stay firm, stay... countermeasures.
| Countermeasures: | Actions: |
|---|---|
| Label your food with a warning label | Use a tamper-evident seal |
| Use a hidden compartment | Install a security camera |
| Call HR | Call the cops |
Remember, your lunch is not just a meal, it's a matter of national security. Don't let them get away with it.
Advanced Countermeasures are available for the truly committed.