Subpage 1: The Interns are like virus attachments

They're like virus attachments, but instead of spreading malware, they're spreading:

• 1. Uncertainty
• 2. Anxiety
• 3. Existential dread

It's like they're spreading a virus of confusion and disorganization throughout the office.

We're not saying they're the worst things that have ever happened to humanity, but they're definitely up there.

If you want to avoid the consequences of an intern-filled office, you might consider:

• 1. The Interns are actually robots in disguise
• 2. The Interns are like black holes