Sycophant Self-Assessment

Where the line between sincerity and flattery is delightfully blurred

Take our patented 5-question survey to determine your level of sycophancy:

  1. a) Yes, they're an affront to the very fabric of fashion itself b) Only if they're not actually socks c) No, but I'm sure the CEO would like to hear about it
  2. a) Frequently, and with great relish b) Occasionally, but only when absolutely necessary c) Never, but I'm sure it's a valuable skill to have
  3. a) Absolutely, it's my life's work b) Only for the sake of appearances c) Why bother, I'm a free spirit
  4. a) With every fiber of my being b) In the context of team-building, yes c) No, I think it's just a noise word
  5. a) A deep and abiding love b) Only if they contain 14 or more bullet points c) Ugh, what's the point of even having meetings?
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