Dear Sycophant, you have been assessed on the art of excessive flattery and obsequiousness. The results:
Extrapolation of Praise:
You have achieved a 9 out of 10 in Extrapolation of Praise, which means you can convincingly tell your boss that the coffee machine has been upgraded, when in fact, it still dispenses lukewarm water.
Congratulations, Sycophant!
Cronyship Index:
Your Cronyship Index has reached 6/10, indicating that you've managed to form alliances with 3 out of 5 colleagues without resorting to overt bribery.
Keep up the good work, Sycophant!