It's a dark day in the office. The dog food has vanished, leaving behind only a trail of crumbs and deceit.
As you know, the dog food was last seen in the break room, where a highly suspicious gathering of the Management Committee was observed.
Our top detective, Bob Johnson, has been stuck on the case for weeks, following leads and interviewing witnesses.
But as we all know, time is of the essence. The office morale has been sagging like a bad haircut.