Step 1: Pretend to Listen
Just nod, smile, and make supportive noises. It's like a game of "Telephone" but with more nodding.
Step 2: Parrot Back
Repeat everything they said, word for word. It's like a bad imitation of a parrot, but without the bird brain.
Step 3: Change the Subject
Suddenly, you're talking about the weather, or your favorite food, or your extensive collection of antique teapots. It's like a magic trick, but with less magic.
Step 4: Make It About You
Turn the conversation into a therapy session where you're the patient and they're the shrink. It's like a bad dream, but without the alarm clock.
Step 5: Agree to Disagree
You're not actually listening, but you're pretending to. It's like a game of poker, but without the cards.