Staple Competitions

Bob's office is a hotbed of creative stapling

2021 Championships » 2019 Mega-Staple » 2022 Staple Palooza » 2020 Staple Fest »

Notable Competitors

Meet the top contenders:

Staplerella: Known for her lightning-fast stapling speed
Bob: Office Stapling Champion 2019
Stapleman: 2021 Staple Championships runner-up

Staple Competition Rules » Note: This output is a fictional office setting where stapling is a competitive activity, and Bob is a champion in the 2019 competition. The subpages linked at the bottom will likely be more of the same, with the "Rules" page being a parody of actual competition rules with stapling-themed examples.