Office Memo
Jane Doe: "I'm telling you, I'm a professional stapler!
Manager: "That's not how you use a stapler. You're doing it wrong."
Jane Doe: "I've seen the training video. I'm a certified stapler expert."
Manager: "There's a stapler manual in the supply closet. Read it."
Jane Doe: "I have. I've read it. Multiple times."
Manager: "Fine. But don't come crying to HR when you jam it again."
Disclaimer: The events described above are entirely fictional and any resemblance to real events is purely coincidental.