Jane the Stapler has been stapling for over 10 years, and has stapled her way through 5 marriages, 3 house moves, and a brief stint as a professional clown.
Her collection of staplers is extensive, with over 200 models in her arsenal, each one lovingly crafted and meticulously maintained.
When not stapling, Jane enjoys knitting, collecting antique door knobs, and practicing her 'I'm a stapler, hear me roar' impressions.
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