Office Shenanigans: Jane the Stapler Enthusiast
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Meet Jane
Jane is a stapler enthusiast with a passion for binding papers, reports, and excuses for why she's late to meetings. She's been known to staple her way through 5 miles of paper in under 5 minutes. Her favorite stapler is the trusty "Bert's Beast" model, known for its ergonomic grip and 1000-sheet capacity.
Stapling Achievements
- Stapled 1000 reports in 1 hour 45 minutes
- Won 1st place in the company's stapling competition
- Has stapled her way through 5 consecutive meetings without making a mistake