Stapler Gear: The Unsung Heroes of Office Supplies

Meet the mighty staplers that keep your office running smoothly, one staple at a time.

Our Team

Meet the team of highly trained, highly caffeinated staplers that keep your office supplied:

• Bertie the Stapler
• Steve the Stapler
• Lucy the Stapler

Our Technology

Bertie the Stapler

Bertie is our top-of-the-line stapler, with a proven track record of minimalist design and maximum staple-ability. He is known for his sleek, modern aesthetic and his uncanny ability to staple anything in 3.14 seconds or less.

Personal Stats

• Staple count: 1,000,000+
• Design speed: 3.14 seconds or less
• Staple type: 21/11

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• Specifications
• Achievements

Steve the Stapler

Steve is our lovable, laid-back staple-maestro. With a flair for the dramatic, he is known for his ability to staple documents with a flourish and a smile.

Personal Stats

• Staple count: 500,000+
• Design speed: 4.21 seconds or less
• Staple type: 18/18

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• Specifications
• Achievements

Lucy the Stapler

Lucy is our tiny but mighty stapler, known for her ability to staple documents with precision and finesse. She is also a master of the art of stapling delicate papers and fragile documents.

Personal Stats

• Staple count: 200,000+
• Design speed: 2.14 seconds or less
• Staple type: 14/11

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• Specifications
• Achievements

Bertie the Stapler - Specifications

Bertie's specs are the stuff of legend:

• Staple capacity: 100 staples per minute
• Staple size: 1.5 inches
• Staple type: Standard 18/11

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• Technical Specifications
• Design Philosophy

Bertie the Stapler - Achievements

Bertie has achieved greatness in the field of stapling:

• Most staples stapled in 5 minutes: 1,000,000
• Fastest staple in the west: 2.14 seconds
• Staple-iest stapler in the land: 5 years running

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• Awards and Recognition
• More Achievements

Steve the Stapler - Specifications

Steve's specs are the stuff of legend:

• Staple capacity: 500 staples per minute
• Staple size: 1 inch
• Staple type: Standard 18/14

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• Technical Specifications
• Design Philosophy

Steve the Stapler - Achievements

Steve has achieved greatness in the field of stapling:

• Most staples stapled in 10 minutes: 1,000,000
• Staple-est stapler in the land: 2 years running

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• Awards and Recognition
• More Achievements

Lucy the Stapler - Achievements

Lucy has achieved greatness in the field of stapling:

• Most delicate papers stapled: 100%
• Staple-ability in tight spaces: 5 feet or less

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• Awards and Recognition
• More Achievements

Lucy the Stapler - Technical Specifications

Lucy's technical specs are the stuff of legend:

• Staple capacity: 500 staples per minute
• Staple size: 1.5 inches
• Staple type: Standard 14/11

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• Design Philosophy
• Hardware Components

Lucy the Stapler - Design Philosophy

Lucy's design philosophy is centered around minimalism and functionality:

• Simple and clean design
• Efficient stapling mechanism

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• Design Principles
• Design Inspiration