Subpage 5: The Whistleblower's Testimony
Ms. Jane Doe, former stapler aficionado, takes the stand to reveal the dark secrets of the stapler industry.
Q: What was your role at Stapler-R-US?
A: I was the lead stapler tester. I tested the staples.
Q: What did you discover?
A: I discovered that the staples were, in fact, not stapling. They were just... sitting there.