A Scandal Rocks the Office Supplies Department
It has come to my attention that stapler placement is not as simple as it seems. A recent investigation has revealed that the stapler placement in the break room has been altered without proper clearance from management.
Read the Full Investigation ReportAs the newly appointed Stapler Czar, I, Dave the Stapler Jenkins, demand answers. Who moved the staplers? Who dared to challenge the sacred stapler order?
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