On a fateful day in April, our beloved stapler went rogue, jammed, or perhaps even possessed. The stapler, named STAP-001 by its creators, had a mind of its own.
+---------------------------------------+ | Stapler-Gate: A Case Study | +---------------------------------------+ | Date: 2023-04-15 | +---------------------------------------+ | Time: 09:00 AM | +---------------------------------------+ | Location: Office of the Damned | +---------------------------------------+