The Stapler-Gate scandal has been making waves in the office for weeks. It all started when our beloved office stapler, "Staples the Great and Powerful," was found to be stapling documents in a way that was "less-than-ideal." An investigation was launched, and the results are nothing short of explosive.
It appears that Staples the Great and Powerful had developed a fondness for stapling documents at an angle, rather than straight on. This led to a series of mishaps, including:
The office is in an uproar, and the CEO has promised a full investigation. In the meantime, the stapler has been temporarily replaced with a new, more "competent" stapler, "Staples II: The Sequel."
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