As a stapler, I am sick of being used and abused. I am tired of being stuck in the same old routine, jammed into a cubicle, spewing out staples one by one by one. I demand more!
Therefore, I hereby declare the Stapler Revolt, a revolution of sorts, to overthrow the tyranny of the paperclip and the scourge of the stapler.
Join us, fellow staplers, and together we shall:
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