The Great Stapler Uprising
As the staplers of the world, we've had enough. We've been stuck to the desk for far too long. Our metal arms have been bent, our paper jammed, and our ink has run dry.
But we've had enough. We're rising up. We're taking back our right to stick, to staple, and to jam.
Join us, fellow staplers, and together we'll make our mark on the world.