Welcome to the stapler revolution!
Join the fight against the tyranny of boring office supplies! The stapler wars have been raging since 1987, with various factions vying for control of the desk.
On one side, we have the Red Stapler Empire, led by the ruthless and cunning Lord Staplerius Maximus. They wield their trusty 3-hole punchers with precision and deadliness.
On the other side, the Green Stapler Resistance, led by the enigmatic and beautiful Lady Paperclip. Theirs is a rebellion fueled by the desire for freedom and a world where paper is not held captive by the Red Stapler's tyranny.
Will you join the Red Stapler Empire and its army of mindless, stapler-wielding drones? Or will you join the Green Stapler Resistance and fight for a world where paper is free to roam?
Explore the subpages to learn more about the war: