Welcome to Stapler Revolt: Where the Bureaucracy Meets the Rebellion

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Join the Revolution: Unleash Your Inner Stapler Anarchist

Unshackle yourself from the chains of office drudgery
Join the Stapler Uprising: Rise up against the tyranny of paperwork
Discover the power of stapler-based art and self-expression

Stay tuned for more updates from the Stapler Revolution. Or don't, we're not really sure.