Welcome to the most epic battle of stapling the world has ever seen! Here, our hero, Stapler McStapface, takes on the forces of paperwork and tames the beast of bureaucratic red tape.
After a lifetime of struggling with the weight of paperwork, Stapler McStapface has had enough. He's taken up the stapler, his trusty sidekick, and set out on a quest to staple his way across the land. But the journey is fraught with danger, as his enemies, the Paperclip Gang, seek to undermine his progress.
Stay tuned for the next installment of this epic tale, as Stapler McStapface battles his way through the office supply closet, one staple at a time.