StaplerGate: The Great Stapler Scandal

Investigation Launched

After a series of shocking revelations, we have uncovered evidence that suggests the following individuals are involved in the StaplerGate scandal:

• Kevin the CFO (aka "The Stapler King") - Accused of hoarding staples and using them to fuel his secret love of paperclip sculpture
• John from Accounts (aka "The Stapler Overlord") - Suspected of manipulating the office supply budget to funnel funds to his own stapler collection
• Secretary Mary (aka "The Stapler Enthusiast") - Known to have been seen sneaking into the supply closet at midnight to "reorganize" the stapler supply

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing scandal.