Bob "The Bureaucratic Brawler" has spent 5 years perfecting the art of doing as little work as humanly possible, while still receiving a full paycheck.
His superiors are baffled by his ability to turn a 10am meeting into a 3-hour discussion about the merits of beige wallpaper.
When not stuck in the office, Bob can be found sipping lattes at the local coffee shop, complaining about the weather.
Learn more about Bob's storied past
Read Bob's latest reports, including the 300-page memo on "Why the stapler is not working"