Bob's Reports: Employee of the Month

Welcome to Bob's Reports, where the only thing more impressive than our employees' skills is our employee of the month trophy case.

Our Employee of the Month: Bob

Bob has been with us for 5 years, and in that time, he has managed to break 3 chairs, spill coffee on his shirt 17 times, and still somehow remain our top salesman.

We're not sure how he does it, but Bob is a force to be reckoned with.

Bob's Achievements

• Most creative excuse for being late: "I was stuck in a meeting with a client who insisted on discussing the merits of beige-colored wallpaper"
• Most impressive use of the phrase "synergy": 23 times in one meeting
• Most likely to use a company credit card for non-work-related expenses (we're looking at you, Bob)

What Our Clients Think

• "Bob is a master of the sales art form" - John D.
• "I've never met someone so skilled at finding ways to get out of work early" - Jane S.
• "I'm not saying Bob is a genius, but have you seen his collection of novelty tie clips?" - Bob's mom