Employee of the Month
Bob
Bob has been working here for 5 years and has managed to achieve the following:
- Survived the coffee machine's 3rd consecutive coffee-froth
- Perfectly balanced the stapler on his desk without any visible means of support
- Convinced Karen from HR that the office's "free" donuts were, in fact, not free at all
Achievements:
- Most creative uses for a roll of tape: 10
- Longest recorded streak without taking a lunch break: 27 days, 14 hours, 37 minutes
- Most consecutive hours spent browsing cat videos: 12
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