Bob's Employee of the Month

This month's Employee of the Month is... Bob! Bob has been with the company for 5 years and has consistently shown up to work on time, despite the fact that the coffee machine is always broken.

His superlative skills include:

• The ability to eat 3 entire pizzas by themselves in one sitting.
• The capacity to hold a grudge for exactly 7 years and 3 months after a coworker "borrowed" his lunch from the break room fridge.
• A deep understanding of the ancient art of procrastination, which he can apply to even the most mundane of tasks.

Bob's hobbies include:

• Extreme ironing.
• Collecting antique door knobs.
• Competing in underground extreme pogo stick racing.

See Bob's Recommendations for more on his favorite things!