Agent Profile: "Boris 'Bulldozer' Bureaucrat

Bureau of Unconventional Operations (BOU)

Division: Extreme Situations, Extreme Solutions

Rank: Agent Extraordinaire

Years of Experience: 5 (and counting)

Specialties: Explosives, Hand-to-Hand combat, Extreme Procrastination, Extreme Procrastination

Notable Missions:

• Operation: "Cereal Killer" (2018)
• Operation: "Bureaucratic Red Tape" (2020)
• Mission: "Desk Jockey" (2022)

Subordinates:

• Assistant Agent Alpha
• Assistant Agent Beta