Flaw #1: Unlocked Doors
It turns out, our doors are unlocked. By default. Because, why not?
Flaw #2: Insecure Network
Our network is so secure, you can access our entire database using only your wits and a toaster.
Just kidding, it's not that secure. But it's fun to pretend, right?
Flaw #3: Inadequate Surveillance
We've got cameras, but they're just for show. Literally. We have no idea how to use them.