Welcome to the most secure fortress in the world! Our state-of-the-art voice pattern recognition system is so advanced, it can tell if you're trying to sneak up on the CEO's sandwich.
Learn more about our patented "I'm not a threat" algorithm, Explore the secret passages, Sneak up on the CEO's sandwich
But don't try to hack us, we have a 99.99% chance of detecting your sneaky moves.
View the surveillance log to see how we outsmarted last week's intruder
Remember, our advanced security system is so secure, it's like Fort Knox in here.
Or is it? Read about the 0.01% chance of failure