Where the walls are a little too close, and the exits are always just out of reach.
You're not a real artist, you're just a guy with a day job. But you're pretending to be a real artist, and that's almost as good, right?
Click here to enter Paranoia Mode, where every decision you make will be scrutinized and second-guessed.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to play a game of "Dodge and Weave" with the security guards.
But be warned: the art is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder is a sad, sad man.
Or, if you want to see a list of all the ways you've been wronged by this place, click here.