Rule 1: The office is not a democracy, it is a dictatorship. The CEO is the supreme ruler, and their word is law.
Rule 2: The coffee machine is sacred, and any tampering with it will result in immediate termination.
Rule 3: Fridays are for relaxing, not for work. Any work done on Fridays will be considered as a personal favor.
Rule 4: Office supplies are for personal use only.
Rule 5: The office fridge is not a dumping ground for last night's pizza. Dispose of your trash properly.
Rule 6: The break room is not a place for romance, it's for coffee and gossip.
Rule 7: The CEO's office is not a playground, do not touch the figurine on their desk.
Rule 8: The office is not a zoo, do not bring your pet to work.
Rule 9: The office is not a library, do not read the company manual.
Rule 10: The office is not a gym, do not do jumping jacks in the break room.