Welcome, weary traveler, to the hidden lair of the infamous Secret Sociopath, where the walls are thick, the locks are stronger, and the coffee is always overpriced.
The air is thick with the scent of desperation and yesterday's Chinese takeout. Don't worry, it's just a little thing we're working on.
Explore the depths of the lair, but beware the wrath of the Traps and Gotcha's!