Welcome, brave adventurer, to the fabled Fortress of Solitude, where the ancient secrets of our beloved kingdom are kept hidden from prying eyes. Or, you know, not.
Legend has it that the fortress was built by our great-grandfather, King Punsley the Unyielding, as a refuge from the whims of the neighboring kingdom's monarch, Queen Sassy McSassypants.
As you navigate the labyrinthine halls, beware of the deadly Ghoul- Guard who patrols the corridors, lest you wish to be fed to the Dragon of Despair that lurks within.
Ancient Scrolls containing the secrets of our kingdom's greatest heroes lie hidden within the fortress's depths, waiting to be discovered.