Welcome, friend! You've found the most secure, most secret, most utterly useless panic room in the world. Or, at the very least, it's the only one I've managed to scrounge up from the depths of my mom's basement.
We've got the essentials: a comfy couch, some stale air, and an impressive collection of old pizza boxes. You know, for the sake of atmosphere.
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Grab a snack, because, let's be real, you're probably going to need it.And don't even get us started on our psychological self-defense courses. Because, let's face it, the real enemy is the existential dread that comes with facing the void.
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