Welcome to the Panic Room, where the only thing more abundant than paranoia is the number of locked doors and windows. As the ultimate office safety feature, you'll never be short on anxiety.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Panic Meter for real-time updates on the office's current threat level.
Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, try our Escape Plan for a comprehensive guide on how to make a break for it when the apocalypse comes.
Note: Please do not attempt to escape during office hours. Management has not been notified of any emergencies, and your absence will only serve to heighten your coworkers' anxiety levels.